My sordid, carnal love affair with beer knows no bounds.
I need to get a job and put an end to all this. But which side will win? Will a be a homeless destitute beggin for change so I can push my cart all the way to the Liqorium and buy myself a 10 cent bottle of hooch?
Or will I be champion of all that is right?
Wait that's not what I was going for....